A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 098

  • king void rider
    king void rider  36 minutes back

    dont starve waggstaff

  • Charlie Uniform November Tango Golf Alpha Yankee

    I love this dude just because he mains sword and shield

    • David Fredman
      David Fredman  2 hours back

      1:48 - fucking... oof.

      • Aha army
        Aha army  3 hours back

        Hi am new to d&d and was wanting to make a class for artificer what should I do and where can I find the the rules for playing that class

        • STUV101
          STUV101  3 hours back

          You still have the DM left to cover mate

          • Crimson The Mad
            Crimson The Mad  4 hours back

            1:38 LOOOOOG...sorry love unexpectables

            • Stammer6
              Stammer6  4 hours back

              Dude I seriously love your videos <3

              • Gillian Votaw
                Gillian Votaw  4 hours back

                My newest character is an artificer Im so excited!

                • Hamburger Sandwich
                  Hamburger Sandwich  5 hours back

                  Enemy: en guard

                  Artificer: *pulls out sword and starts battling*

                  Artificer: *throws sword*

                  Enemy: you fool

                  Artificer: well you see the sword was never my weapon of choice

                  Artificer: *pulls out glock*

                  • nameistaken
                    nameistaken  6 hours back

                    Thank you for introducing me to this class. I built one for a recent game. And creatively using magic has been the biggest amount of fun I’ve had.

                    • Bioshock Menolly
                      Bioshock Menolly  9 hours back

                      0:47 Tiny Box Tim.

                      • KurtAngle89
                        KurtAngle89  10 hours back

                        1.51 "and can help you grow closer bonds with your pets"...reference....the CHILLS...after 13 solid years

                        • HomicidalTh0r
                          HomicidalTh0r  11 hours back

                          *sees eldrich cannon* Oh God you've created a monster

                          • LordMacD
                            LordMacD  14 hours back

                            You gotta do blood hunters now

                            • Douglas Rankin
                              Douglas Rankin  16 hours back

                              I had one of those dog toys as a kid that brought me back

                            • misolou fout
                              misolou fout  16 hours back

                              “A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master” anyone?

                              • Bastion- Mega_klip
                                Bastion- Mega_klip  16 hours back

                                A crap guide to Warhammer 40k: death Korps of krieg.

                                "Commissar, did the Imerials betray us?"

                                "Yes, now charge into that reaver titan, I'll follow you with my shovel-saw.:

                              • Dylan Wight
                                Dylan Wight  17 hours back

                                I'm surprised you didn't say
                                "This class was tailor made for gnomes. If you ain't a gnome, go home, you're doing it wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you High Elf main with your oh-so-special single bonus cantrip"

                              • Emotionless Records
                                Emotionless Records  17 hours back

                                He created tiny box Tim

                                • Lucid Dreamer
                                  Lucid Dreamer  1 days back

                                  I'm creating an Artificer for the next campaign and I'm so excited for this haha

                                  • Mr Scoops
                                    Mr Scoops  1 days back

                                    I don’t think the artificer can add INT to any roll? I’ve been playing one for a while now and can’t find anything about that

                                    • algien0xx
                                      algien0xx  1 days back

                                      That sounds fun

                                      • Stephen Venture
                                        Stephen Venture  1 days back

                                        Fma... tuny box tim... soul calibre... jesus fuck

                                        • Stephen Venture
                                          Stephen Venture  17 hours back

                                          @opzz xsin no I've been seeing that too. What a day to be alive

                                        • opzz xsin
                                          opzz xsin  21 hours back

                                          So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                      • Cerberus
                                        Cerberus  1 days back

                                        I saw the Frostmourne. :)

                                        • HiiPER MaaDMaan
                                          HiiPER MaaDMaan  1 days back

                                          1:37 its log!

                                          • oiuet souiu
                                            oiuet souiu  1 days back

                                            Tchaikovsky no "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                                        • MTG Micheal
                                          MTG Micheal  1 days back


                                          • opzz xsin
                                            opzz xsin  21 hours back

                                            chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies VIBE CHECK

                                        • Sawsgaming
                                          Sawsgaming  1 days back

                                          Kill.. me...

                                          • Anthony Newton
                                            Anthony Newton  1 days back

                                            Are you gonna create a crap guide to the Revised Ranger?......I'm sorry

                                            • Nicolas Pine
                                              Nicolas Pine  1 days back

                                              Eldritch cannon with human legs scared me

                                              • Blug0n
                                                Blug0n  1 days back

                                                You should do something on dauntless

                                                • byro gam
                                                  byro gam  1 days back

                                                  ed... ward...

                                                  • Jonathan Rueda
                                                    Jonathan Rueda  1 days back

                                                    Please do Blood Hunter

                                                    • Emily B
                                                      Emily B  1 days back

                                                      Woo shout out Ovature of 1812!

                                                      • John J
                                                        John J  1 days back

                                                        1:37 IT'S LOG!!!

                                                        • dodo gammerxxl
                                                          dodo gammerxxl  1 days back

                                                          1:12 go go gadget blinka boots

                                                          • Wahhbajack
                                                            Wahhbajack  1 days back

                                                            T-tiny box tim
                                                            A lost relic of time

                                                            • Joshua DeYoung
                                                              Joshua DeYoung  1 days back

                                                              and another dig at ranger??

                                                              • Caleb Buttenhoff
                                                                Caleb Buttenhoff  1 days back

                                                                *chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies*
                                                                VIBE CHECK

                                                                • Milling
                                                                  Milling  1 days back

                                                                  So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                                                  • Horus The Owl
                                                                    Horus The Owl  1 days back

                                                                    Tchaikovsky no

                                                                    "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                                                                    • Alex The moistman
                                                                      Alex The moistman  2 days back

                                                                      I really wanna see the blood hunter one 😂

                                                                      • Erin Blanchard
                                                                        Erin Blanchard  2 days back

                                                                        I am so glad I’m enough of a music nerd that I understood that last joke.

                                                                        • Carlo Mazzoli
                                                                          Carlo Mazzoli  2 days back

                                                                          and the JoCats for that song you sang at the end of the video on the Bardo how would you like to continue it?

                                                                          • Dalaron
                                                                            Dalaron  2 days back

                                                                            Awh, Log got to make a cameo ^_^

                                                                            • Dalaron
                                                                              Dalaron  2 days back

                                                                              Genital Flumphs ... Oh gods no, why????

                                                                              • DragonEgg
                                                                                DragonEgg  2 days back

                                                                                Kobold artificer artillerist is the best

                                                                                • Music Man
                                                                                  Music Man  2 days back

                                                                                  Tiny Box Tim and 1812 Overture references? Yes, please!

                                                                                  • knight meh
                                                                                    knight meh  2 days back

                                                                                    i still have no idea how to play an artificer if DM talked as fast as you there would be no more late night sessions