Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Seth’s Mom, Hilary Meyers


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  • Bill Lonee
    Bill Lonee  14 hours back

    Gives mom his chair. Gives Gloria Steinem his chair. Makes Tiffany Haddish sit on a folding chair...

    • Topher TheTenth
      Topher TheTenth  16 hours back

      My Mom can't say she's had no Tartar down there. But she's had no Cossack, no Bulgar, no Hun, no Kazakh, no Uzbek, no ...

      • Charles Kilgore
        Charles Kilgore  1 days back

        Sorry, Jenny. Peppermint Patty is Pig Pen's girlfriend.

        • Ken Hymes
          Ken Hymes  1 days back

          If you need another reason to hate Disney... they own Annie, so we don't get to watch the best popsicle shtick of all time, and one of the funniest bits ever done on late night television... we just have to remember it in our hearts.

          • expectationlost
            expectationlost  1 days back

            very artificial presentation

            • Misty Lee
              Misty Lee  2 days back

              Can we just acknowledge that Seth talked about masturbating with a toothbrush with his mom sitting right next to him??

              • MellyMae44
                MellyMae44  2 days back

                "Sss.....salt?" You've never met my very white dad who puts salt on EVERYTHING!

                • L W
                  L W  2 days back

                  Love how Seth includes his family and writers in the show. No diva, he likes to share the spotlight. Nice guy.

                  • IFStravinsky
                    IFStravinsky  2 days back

                    Not as good as usual.

                    • Obiwan362, Gamer at Law

                      As soon as his mom came out, I couldn't wait to see Seth call her a liar.

                      • Lei Arnaz
                        Lei Arnaz  2 days back

                        I don't like jenny

                        • The Verbal Asymptote
                          The Verbal Asymptote  2 days back

                          “A regular house... without cats”
                          Me a lesbian: 😧

                          • opeyemi uthman
                            opeyemi uthman  2 days back

                            Jenny is a mum, how?

                            • BergletteMom
                              BergletteMom  2 days back

                              I love Amber. She is so pretty, and a great actress and comedian.

                              • VA Brew
                                VA Brew  2 days back

                                This....this doesn't get old! I love it!!!

                                • mkcohen89
                                  mkcohen89  2 days back

                                  that was genuinely adorable.

                                  • LouisFGraham
                                    LouisFGraham  2 days back

                                    Does Hillary Meyers have a movie coming out? Did she write a book? Why the f is she there?

                                    • Tom Cooney
                                      Tom Cooney  2 days back

                                      The Catholic church one could of been told by Seth and still got the same reactions

                                      • David Ezzell
                                        David Ezzell  3 days back

                                        This is by far one of the best segments on the show

                                        • serious
                                          serious  3 days back

                                          It's so cute how geeked he is to see his mom

                                          • Sarah A
                                            Sarah A  3 days back

                                            I love how much fun they have with this segment

                                            • J XV
                                              J XV  3 days back

                                              Guess when I stopped listening.

                                              • OlJohnJoe
                                                OlJohnJoe  3 days back

                                                Seth coulda told all these jokes smh

                                                • wow717
                                                  wow717  3 days back

                                                  I didn't know you had a mom, I just thought you were built in a lab by gay scientists

                                                  • Grae Hall
                                                    Grae Hall  3 days back

                                                    Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.

                                                    • Otimepilot
                                                      Otimepilot  3 days back

                                                      Wait? Lesbians don't like cats? I ask because I'm gay, we have 4 cats and all my other gay friends have cats.

                                                      • OwlNation Legal
                                                        OwlNation Legal  3 days back

                                                        I grew up in Hughes Aircraft/Military kind of family where top brass from the Enterprise and Long Beach and surrounding bases would drop in twice a week every week for 18 years with their wives and sometimes their kids, but usually just the adults swapping Hughes radars and helicopters over Jim Beam and Five Card Stud or Bridge. There would be 20 to 40 of them, four or five tables going and they would often play until 3 a.m. and then my sister and I would have to wake up and deliver scrambled eggs and bacon. I still remember when I was like 4 years old standing in front of the broiler watching the toast because you don't make toast for 20 people in a toaster. Every once in awhile a jerk would show up and my mom and I had this routine, like Abbott and Costello I guess. She would stand back behind the person giving her a hard time and say "You know all men are bastards and when you forget they remind you." which would usially get the jerk to flinch a little amd maybe settle down a bit. That was my cue and I would reply 'Yeah mom and all women are bitches and we never get a chance to forget." The adults would start to chuckle a little bit, and then she would say "Men are like taxis. Just snap your fingers or whistle and there's a new one around the corner whenever you want one." And I would reply "Yeah Mom and women are like subways. We pay to get on and ride it in fear the whoooole way."

                                                        • Fite D-Darkness
                                                          Fite D-Darkness  3 days back

                                                          Seth, it’s getting easier and easier to love you...and if we could get a lesbian to finish this with, “but not in a gay way,” that would be AWESOME!

                                                          • Zoe Cui
                                                            Zoe Cui  3 days back

                                                            Once again, Seth learns nothing from past experience and falls for the trap. I'm real concerned.

                                                            • Cyn Mann
                                                              Cyn Mann  3 days back

                                                              Seth's mom is so cute.

                                                              • Milichay
                                                                Milichay  3 days back

                                                                That's a real, your momma's joke!

                                                                • Nerdy Jeremy
                                                                  Nerdy Jeremy  3 days back

                                                                  Wow, that intro was hard to listen to. This clip should’ve been called, “The Intro That Seth Can’t Say”.

                                                                  • Katie DeMaio
                                                                    Katie DeMaio  3 days back

                                                                    Best segment. Love it!

                                                                    • *Julia*
                                                                      *Julia*  3 days back

                                                                      "You're grounded." Bruh lmaoooo 🤣🤣

                                                                      • Nina Ciesielski
                                                                        Nina Ciesielski  3 days back

                                                                        Not kidding: After finishing that clip, youtube shows me an ad for electric toothbrushes. I am still laughing so hard.

                                                                        • Bryan
                                                                          Bryan  4 days back

                                                                          This might be funny if the people delivering the jokes had comedic timing.

                                                                          • Marshall Hurley
                                                                            Marshall Hurley  4 days back

                                                                            A great showase for his writers, and for some time they were genuinely funny, but the jokes are now very predictable and nowhere near humorous.

                                                                            • Robin Redbreast
                                                                              Robin Redbreast  4 days back

                                                                              I love it. "You black women and lesbians and Mommies are liars." LOL

                                                                              • Sam Grig
                                                                                Sam Grig  4 days back

                                                                                Centrists will call out the NYPD for being nothing more than a murderous gang, but will keep supporting candidates that support the NYPD. Centrists are part of the problem.

                                                                                • Agimaso Schandir
                                                                                  Agimaso Schandir  1 days back

                                                                                  Of course, you are right, you are wrong. Don't know what you are saying, but go on and provoke

                                                                              • Luke Wilson
                                                                                Luke Wilson  4 days back

                                                                                “Young mothers are more likely to have kids with ADHD”?
                                                                                Uhhhh I learned recently from my therapist that trauma related to bad domestic lives often manifests itself with very similar symptoms as ADHD in children.

                                                                                • Mango Tango
                                                                                  Mango Tango  4 days back

                                                                                  Well she isn’t wrong about that pocohanaus.

                                                                                • Shaun Lowe
                                                                                  Shaun Lowe  4 days back


                                                                                  • geet
                                                                                    geet  4 days back

                                                                                    You are grounded Seth 😂

                                                                                    • baylinkdashyt
                                                                                      baylinkdashyt  4 days back

                                                                                      I don't know. Again, like with the feminist one a few weeks ago, I don't think as much work was put into the funny on that last joke. Don't forget the rule of funny, Seth.

                                                                                      • Bethany Stephens
                                                                                        Bethany Stephens  4 days back

                                                                                        I wish he’d said “pumpkin spice”

                                                                                        • To Be Honest
                                                                                          To Be Honest  4 days back

                                                                                          no tartar

                                                                                          • Jensen Bell
                                                                                            Jensen Bell  4 days back

                                                                                            one of the very best of the best Seth segments ...excellent

                                                                                            • Anna Flávia
                                                                                              Anna Flávia  4 days back

                                                                                              Eaaeee oque to fazendo aqui kkk