Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special


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  • Snarky . Live
    Snarky . Live  3 minutes back

    When a woman says she's washing off, it means she's washing her crotch for you, but this man has never had sex with his wife because he keeps clowning on her confidence building exercises, lol.

    • Jian Qiu
      Jian Qiu  47 minutes back

      3:14, that is also how Trump beats reality.

      • KinkoShreeveman
        KinkoShreeveman  50 minutes back

        This guy's good, he's funny - he has certainly learned a lot from Mitch Hedberg, like even his phrasing and delivery...?!

        • Chrystal Dollarhide
          Chrystal Dollarhide  2 hours back

          As a step-parent, I love the jokes about the girls - so relatable! Great show!

          • doug peters
            doug peters  2 hours back

            Where did this guy come from? He is non-stop freaking hysterical!

            • D E
              D E  3 hours back

              LMAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this guy is hilarious

              • A F
                A F  3 hours back

                So glad I found this video!

                • digital subliminal messages

                  S T O P. R a P E I N G. B a b I E S
                  She's keeping the time// haaa// lucky you / // I bet / ....her ...and ....yeah her

                  • Joe Gray
                    Joe Gray  5 hours back

                    How many damned ads do we have to endure during a 30 something minute video... Youtube is getting out of hand!

                    • Carl Hjerpe
                      Carl Hjerpe  5 hours back

                      My new fav comedian, straight up!

                      • Washington Consultants
                        Washington Consultants  5 hours back

                        Lmao. Give this guy a sitcom' based on this routine!! I was literally laughing so hard i was crying.

                        • Washington Consultants
                          Washington Consultants  6 hours back

                          Omg this guy is so funny. Who is he?

                          • Tadas L.
                            Tadas L.  7 hours back

                            Accurate :D

                            • Luna
                              Luna  9 hours back

                              Creating a baby is not an achievement worth congratulating unless it's been biologically challenging. RAISING a person is what we should support and praise each other for

                              • Nathan Stoddard
                                Nathan Stoddard  10 hours back

                                Is the "live" audience actually laughing or did you dub over this with a laugh track? I'm not convinced...

                                • MichaelKingsfordGray
                                  MichaelKingsfordGray  10 hours back

                                  Totally un-funny.
                                  Only retarded anonymous infantile tea-totaller Yanks would even smirk at this pile of lardy dung.

                                  • Sarah Doan
                                    Sarah Doan  10 hours back

                                    “One large popcorn 🍿 with extra butter and no napkins, same look accomplished” Rotfl.....”37 yeas experience telling me this is a shower.....” Lol! Freaking hilarious! This guy is super funny and very talented!

                                    • Arnold Clarke
                                      Arnold Clarke  11 hours back

                                      No ones heard of him? 1.1M

                                      • Thomas Roman
                                        Thomas Roman  11 hours back

                                        Amusing ... but didn't finish it.
                                        Seems like a decent dude as a step parent - that's cool.

                                        • Kristen Rowen-Pliske
                                          Kristen Rowen-Pliske  12 hours back

                                          I'm the one that''s always late, too. I just recently gave up trying to be on time. Less stressful that way.

                                          • Mazie G
                                            Mazie G  12 hours back

                                            Sucks having so many damned commercials through out it that cut out words that you can't go back to catch again!!!!

                                            • Texas75023
                                              Texas75023  13 hours back

                                              Funny . . . and I don't recall him needing to drop a single F-Bomb or N-Bomb or C-Bomb or S-Bomb or D-Bomb. Amazing.

                                              • dee birdez
                                                dee birdez  13 hours back

                                                Great performance!!! Andy has a vague resemblance to Mitch Hedburg ,stay strong Andy

                                                • Tina Stanley
                                                  Tina Stanley  15 hours back

                                                  What a shame. I was enjoying him. And commercials. Im out.

                                                  • Mbash
                                                    Mbash  15 hours back

                                                    Honestly, the laugh track is really annoying. Kind of funny, but the laugh track ruins it.

                                                    • Jeff Mullen
                                                      Jeff Mullen  16 hours back

                                                      I prefer pizza cold. I prefer to be able to separate two pieces without the whole thing falling apart.

                                                      • Uncle Smoke
                                                        Uncle Smoke  17 hours back

                                                        That smirnoff commercial showcased ladyboys those weren't women

                                                        • DJG11
                                                          DJG11  18 hours back

                                                          The fangs contain venom even after it's dead... That's why to bury it.... Separate holes not necessary, but for comedy relief, watch Kings of Summer

                                                          • Crystal Aguero
                                                            Crystal Aguero  18 hours back

                                                            if hot pizza was so good then there would never be cold pizza to eat. cold pizza is better. no one can change my mind. only thing that i didn’t like about this special lol this dude is funny tho

                                                            • The Indie Diary
                                                              The Indie Diary  18 hours back

                                                              Brilliant stuff!

                                                              • ibean365
                                                                ibean365  18 hours back

                                                                I honestly laughed.

                                                                • Mary Kay
                                                                  Mary Kay  19 hours back

                                                                  He is so young looking! Funny, funny guy!

                                                                  • Alex Pasarin
                                                                    Alex Pasarin  19 hours back

                                                                    Get him on Netflix! Had me laughing all throughout, rarely have that especially without profanity.

                                                                    • Anna D
                                                                      Anna D  19 hours back

                                                                      I know it never works!!! I set my clocks ahead!!

                                                                      • Jari Mikkola
                                                                        Jari Mikkola  19 hours back

                                                                        I have laughed harder than I have in years...this guy is really, really good!

                                                                        • Jonathan Halsey
                                                                          Jonathan Halsey  20 hours back


                                                                          • Ann Wright
                                                                            Ann Wright  20 hours back

                                                                            The 26K win the day. Am thinking the near-1K probably get their kicks from trolling , are base or have no sense of humor to appeal to. For sure, Andy Woodhull needs to continue building his material on the ordinary every day stuff which when analyzed and had a twist or two put on it can be downright hysterical all on its own. No need to appeal to people's baseness to dig for humor.

                                                                            • Ian Nonhebel
                                                                              Ian Nonhebel  20 hours back

                                                                              creepy sort of humour / v repetitive - managed 1.49 then stopped.

                                                                              • LovingGirl
                                                                                LovingGirl  21 hours back

                                                                                If she was a really good liar, she would have not flossed her teeth and just pulled a piece of dental floss of and trew it in the garbish. Then you won't know if she is lying or not...

                                                                                • Holic
                                                                                  Holic  22 hours back

                                                                                  One of the better stand-ups I've seen on this channel.

                                                                                  • Boring Old White Guy
                                                                                    Boring Old White Guy  23 hours back

                                                                                    That moment of clarity when you look at the person you've chosen to spend the rest of your life with and you realise you chose wrong.

                                                                                    • Mark Ellis
                                                                                      Mark Ellis  23 hours back

                                                                                      absolutely funny!

                                                                                      • G0d Love
                                                                                        G0d Love  1 days back

                                                                                        You know you live forever right? 💝😜🤗

                                                                                        • G0d Love
                                                                                          G0d Love  1 days back

                                                                                          Andy Woodhull, Are you that brave? Your wife must be a smootcie poochie. 🎄😜🤗

                                                                                      • Vern NG
                                                                                        Vern NG  1 days back

                                                                                        Is it just me or is this guy like a chubby Tom cruise from another universe where he work at 7E as part time with humor.

                                                                                        • Kristen225
                                                                                          Kristen225  1 days back

                                                                                          this guy is great!!! I'll have to keep an eye out for him in Atlanta

                                                                                          • vorhese
                                                                                            vorhese  1 days back

                                                                                            Andy is my comedy soul mate

                                                                                            • The Over/UnderThinker
                                                                                              The Over/UnderThinker  1 days back

                                                                                              My favorite part is that his whole act is basically talking about people behind their backs!

                                                                                              • The Coward Liberius
                                                                                                The Coward Liberius  1 days back

                                                                                                The way the sentence was arranged and the context within which it was spoken, makes it sound as if he’s asking, “Do you plan on having more step children?” Makes me wonder what kind of arrangement he has with his wife.