An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die


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  • Luigi
    Luigi  13 minutes back

    I played TF2 before, and with the knowledge of item names from that game, I can say that the A.I. was just spitting out random TF2 item names when "Mark Dead at 30" was input.

    • Myname Yourname
      Myname Yourname  1 hours back

      "If you won't help us, no one will."

      Welp, guess 1.5 million people should be enough.

      • radiance
        radiance  2 hours back

        *cries in tf2*

        • 6 jacked download
          6 jacked download  6 hours back

          sooner or later

          • A Steampunkwolf
            A Steampunkwolf  8 hours back

            Markiplier's secret tf2 stamps announced

            • foop foop
              foop foop  9 hours back


              • Just Layne
                Just Layne  9 hours back

                *i did not expect this*

                • BlueInk
                  BlueInk  10 hours back

                  Unus Annus ;)

                  • Colton Wolfe
                    Colton Wolfe  10 hours back

                    I need the link to this website

                    • Unlimited Amazing
                      Unlimited Amazing  10 hours back

                      Thank you comments for telling me what’s going to happen.

                      • bradley sweat
                        bradley sweat  11 hours back

                        what in the actual fuck with that first one for ethan omg

                        • Jarin Tanner
                          Jarin Tanner  11 hours back

                          These videos are seeming very demonik

                          • Mr. Owendrake
                            Mr. Owendrake  11 hours back

                            I love how they plug in their merch right after they talk about the inevitability of death

                            • DurpyFlabergazm
                              DurpyFlabergazm  12 hours back

                              Is anyone smart enough to record this on their own device so they never lose this channel series?

                              • 민순
                                민순  12 hours back

                                Anyone know what website they were on? Sksk

                                • Webbsies
                                  Webbsies  12 hours back

                                  They just pulled up a list for Team Fortress 2's map stamps...

                                  • KoolGirlKilly
                                    KoolGirlKilly  13 hours back

                                    Does anyone know what the website is that they used???

                                    • Fenrir The Vargr
                                      Fenrir The Vargr  13 hours back

                                      What is this site please?

                                      • Miles Biddulph
                                        Miles Biddulph  13 hours back

                                        Who else laughed To Death when hearing Ethan's story

                                        • it's not a phase mom
                                          it's not a phase mom  13 hours back

                                          I decided to try it out. Here's what the A.I. gave me,

                                          She was speechless. His muscles rippled, and she gasped. The longer it took, the more responsive the sloth became. He wiggled in the air, growling as if the girl was a crazy ape. Then he jumped down. "What's that?" Helen said. "Peepee!" She said with a shocked face. One of his biceps even leaped out of his jeans and rubbed the tip against her cheek. She stared at it for a second, then rolled on top of him. He did the same to her, then kicked off her shorts,

                                          • Seth Bertrand
                                            Seth Bertrand  13 hours back

                                            omg ethan we dident know you were gay

                                            • Jonathan Lee
                                              Jonathan Lee  14 hours back

                                              I believe the map stamps are from tf2.

                                              • Mike Olivares
                                                Mike Olivares  14 hours back


                                                • EmptySora_
                                                  EmptySora_  15 hours back

                                                  That smut killed me. That’s my cause of death.

                                                  • Shelby Malone
                                                    Shelby Malone  15 hours back

                                                    I was watching thus with my sister and she looked at me abd said, "I have a lady boner,"

                                                    No words...

                                                    • Cri Lune
                                                      Cri Lune  16 hours back

                                                      Part 2

                                                      • Sebastian Hepola
                                                        Sebastian Hepola  16 hours back

                                                        I tried it and i got some weird stuff. The last sentence of the first text was: "I'm going to the edge of the map and look for D"

                                                        • FramRoos
                                                          FramRoos  19 hours back


                                                          • L-to-the-Pay
                                                            L-to-the-Pay  19 hours back

                                                            More like ur anus

                                                            • Nathan_ Gamer
                                                              Nathan_ Gamer  20 hours back

                                                              2:29 omg

                                                              • Fizzie
                                                                Fizzie  22 hours back

                                                                What website is this?

                                                                • Julian Devorak
                                                                  Julian Devorak  23 hours back

                                                                  mark: dead at 30

                                                                  *but mark is 30*

                                                                  • Mackenzie Lawrence
                                                                    Mackenzie Lawrence  23 hours back

                                                                    *Ah, death by snu-snu*

                                                                    • compute
                                                                      compute  24 hours back

                                                                      THE MAP STAMPS WERE FROM TF2

                                                                      • huh im here
                                                                        huh im here  1 days back

                                                                        Hey can I get a link to that AI

                                                                        • Riley Coyote
                                                                          Riley Coyote  1 days back

                                                                          GOTTA GET THAT ETHAN ASS!

                                                                          • purpleYamask
                                                                            purpleYamask  1 days back

                                                                            Why tf did Mark originally get Team Fortress 2 coding???

                                                                            • Stardust Platinum
                                                                              Stardust Platinum  1 days back

                                                                              Wait, aren't those TF2 items?

                                                                              • Ja noodle Noodle
                                                                                Ja noodle Noodle  1 days back


                                                                                • __ ItsSofieYouKnow __
                                                                                  __ ItsSofieYouKnow __  1 days back

                                                                                  My brother showed me this page.its so fun to waste time on

                                                                                  • Uige
                                                                                    Uige  1 days back

                                                                                    mark managed to get tf2 map stamps xD

                                                                                    • llenzo 1212
                                                                                      llenzo 1212  1 days back

                                                                                      Omg the map stamps are from TF2

                                                                                      • Bladed Asskicker
                                                                                        Bladed Asskicker  1 days back

                                                                                        Tfw the AI summarizes who killed markiplier despite having nothing to do with it

                                                                                        • Fure Wolf
                                                                                          Fure Wolf  1 days back

                                                                                          Whats the site called??

                                                                                          • red arrow rose
                                                                                            red arrow rose  1 days back

                                                                                            UNUS ANNUS NOTHING MATTERS

                                                                                            • atiba aier
                                                                                              atiba aier  1 days back

                                                                                              Markiplier: could be a proper plot for a detective novel
                                                                                              Ethan: a fucking orgy/rape script for Brazzers

                                                                                              • Sticky Syrup
                                                                                                Sticky Syrup  1 days back

                                                                                                When I saw those Team Fortress 2 map names: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA😄

                                                                                                • Rely
                                                                                                  Rely  1 days back

                                                                                                  The map stamps and all that is for team fortress 2 (should try it's real fun)